GARDENING GUIDE
Posted: Fri Jul 03, 2026 3:58 pm
GARDENING GUIDE
How to plant your garden. No dirt required!
First plant 5 rows of peas,
Prayer
Perseverance
Politeness
Promptness
Purity
Next plant 3 rows of squash,
Squash gossip
Squash criticism
Squash indifference
Next plant 4 rows of lettuce,
Let us be unselfish
Let us be truthful
Let us follow Christ
Let us love one another
No garden is complete without turnips,
Turn up for church
Turn up with a smile
Turn up with new ideas
Turn up with determination
To conclude our garden you must have thyme,
Time for God
Time for each other
Time for family
Time for friends.
Water freely with patience and cultivate with love. There is much fruit in your garden because you reap what you sow …
“In God we trust.”
How to plant your garden. No dirt required!
First plant 5 rows of peas,
Prayer
Perseverance
Politeness
Promptness
Purity
Next plant 3 rows of squash,
Squash gossip
Squash criticism
Squash indifference
Next plant 4 rows of lettuce,
Let us be unselfish
Let us be truthful
Let us follow Christ
Let us love one another
No garden is complete without turnips,
Turn up for church
Turn up with a smile
Turn up with new ideas
Turn up with determination
To conclude our garden you must have thyme,
Time for God
Time for each other
Time for family
Time for friends.
Water freely with patience and cultivate with love. There is much fruit in your garden because you reap what you sow …
“In God we trust.”